Do you want to know what the truth is about shrimps? They’re the idiots of the sea.
Marcel the Shell » (via teenvogue)

thesassypolitician:

This made my week.

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER


thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!