nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
this movie is beautiful
I told my slightly homophobic roommate I hope she has a lesbian granddaughter a
some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things