justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad)


(Source: nuggetking)


emeraaldnymph:

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

this movie is beautiful

(Source: gerrymanderer)

I told my slightly homophobic roommate I hope she has a lesbian granddaughter a

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot)